Recent research has shown that Human sucks, but with our product, it can be the deadliest race out there! Here is what some of our customers say:
"Ever since using this product, my games have gotten so much easier!" -Jim, TX
"I brought my win % from 30 to over 50 in just one week!" -Steve, NH
"The difference is amazing!" -Jill, CA
"|\| () \/\/ I P\/\/ |\| $() |-|412|)!!!!1" -1337 d()()d
Even the critics cannot contain their excitement:
"It appears that using this product makes it much easier and more fun to play Human." -NYT
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"What," you wonder, "is this product?"
Good question!
It has been surnamed MK, which stands for Massive Killage, and it can be YOURS with 1 easy payment of five bucks! After buying MK, just press "M" at your Altar of Kings, and you will train this hero! Use Storm Bolt* to KILL enemy heroes! If you are not completely satisfied with this product, we will give you 62% of your money back!
Don't miss out! The ability to play Human better is in your reach!
Get MK today!
*Some consumers have complained that sometimes it takes 2 Storm Bolts to kill an enemy hero, instead of 1. This is a bug, and hopefully Blizzard will fix it soon.
Edit 1.5 years later: Epic thread!|||how much is 62% of five bucks?|||Quote:
how much is 62% of five bucks?
$ 3.10|||dumb thread|||LAWL zer phunny xD
thats similar to FFL's way of saying it:
"press M in altar for instant victory"
|||aww, but all i have is a qurter! (craaaaaaap...) 
|||Recently a member of the Warcraft III community was quoted as saying: Quote:
dumb thread
The reason he is saying this, of course, is because he, already being a satisfied buyer of MK, assumed that everyone already knew about this product. However, statistics show that only 13.7% of Human players have actually bought MK! What are you waiting for? Order today!!!|||no no, thats becauz hes a nub, what shows that only noobs dont understand the power of the mk.|||Don't forget to mass towers!|||hi, it's me again! *gets pelted with rotten fruit and vegetables* ok, you'ld think they would run out of that stuff sooner or later....
MK is an awesome product, asdioh send one to 1531 california st minneapolis MN USA EARTH MILKYWAY
thats my address of my sisters house (shes how old pitboss? lol) and...she got a boyfreind pitboss (orc if he dosent find out you tell him yourself lol)
i saw them making out while i got ownd in a 3v3 yesterday then when i died i was like "FU*K!!!" she was all like "Jake! Quit that dirty language!" and i was like "ok, ok...(penis!)" and she went back to kissing (the guys name is larry but ill call him penis) penis on the mouth and then i said "You made me lose you crazy bit*h" and she smacked me in the face and it really Really REALLY hurt...
(if anyone beleives that this is spam tell me by tonight)|||funnyness of this topic: 0/10 OP is an idiot. o **** and let this thread die ffs|||Is the MK available for sale if you dont play humans?|||Quote:
Is the MK available for sale if you dont play humans?
no, cus that would be imba|||Elf gives you POTM for the MK in exchange.|||ud nuke would be the ggnorexorz|||Quote:
funnyness of this topic: 0/10 OP is an idiot. o **** and let this thread die ffs
You get 10 ****s out of 10!
People have acronyms for everything...correct me if I'm wrong but "ffs" means "for ****'s sake"?|||Eviljester is saying this because he tried this product, still couldnt own with human and now is pissed off at the Massive Killage. Of course he didnt get his money back because he was accused of being a hacker. I mean, of course anybody who actually has MK and still cant win has to be a hacker. xP
Eviljester, are there any high buildings where you live? -.-|||MK cost 5 food on the begining why do we need to pay 5 $
[ONLY 5 FOOD THAT'S A GOOD PRISE
|||" the MK is something of tremendous power!"- Johnathon C." I had always thought KotG was a good hero, 'til i tried MK!"- Teezle (see him online in B.Net for more info on his interveiw)
" Could [MK] really kill three diferent units with a clap and bolt? Oh, yes..yes he can"- Jake P.
" I really dont beleive that the MK is so unsommon He's practically a hack himself if you ask me. "- LugZ|||old joke, you failed.|||Your mom is an old joke.
Sales in MK have risen dramatically since the posting of this thread.
MK now only costs $4 after a $1 mail-in rebate.|||Quote:
dumb thread
Says the dude who suggested a Jester-unit.
I find the thread to be very entertaining, though I'm a MK-user. I'm a Emkayholic.|||Quote:
though I'm a MK-user. I'm a Emkayholic.
right on (p.s. i love your pisture its the best)|||Quote:
Your mom is an old joke.
I wasnt talking with you.|||No literally, "your mom" is an old joke.|||ah, lol.
lenght.|||Buy MK for only 5 food if you order him before any other hero!!!|||That's a deal i just canoot pass up ( only 5 food) after words though the price sky-rockets to 500gold and 100lumber along with that original 5food
|||joo all lie!!!!!!1111one11elevenmy "overall reports" prove it:
mk: 7:3
dk: 9:2
buy dk from the rival company yew dee, he will serve joo better and he can heal too!!!!!!!111eleven!~~|||But deekay cannawt stun and cannawt deefeet awl ub joor yewnits with wun attack!1 geegee MK wins
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